雅思口語素材：好笑的事情
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雅思口語素材大搜集：童年之搞笑的事
1. 童年經(jīng)典梗：西瓜種子會在肚中發(fā)芽生長
One day as I was eating watermelon, I accidentally swallowed its seeds and my grandma told me that now its tree will grow inside my stomach and leaves would come out of my nose and ears. I was really worried, on my way to school I asked everybody I met, whether it was true. To my tragedy many of them said yes. I cried really very hard and was frightened even when my parents told me nothing like that would happen. It was only after they gave me a fake medicine, I stopped crying. After that I never ate watermelon, fearing that it might happen again, until I was 9.
My grandma still makes fun of me for that :)
2.changing my underwear in open
光天化日地不知男女有別
I Was in 2nd standard.
I went to my aunts house..
I was changing my underwear...(in open)
My aunt started teasing me..."shame shame shame..o o o ...shame shame"
I answered innocently
" Please Aunty don't make fun of me....And what’s wrong in it...
It's a body part only...Everyone is having...Don't you have..."
(Every one burst out in laughter and I started crying thinking That everyone is making fun of me)...
Today.I feel ...ohh shit man..!!!...What did I say...And giggle..!!
3. I believed I was as small as a finger when born.
我曾以為我是一個拇指菇?jīng)觥?/p>
"You know, you were so little when you were born, that i used to carry you around in my pocket. "
My uncle used to tell this to little me when I was 5-6 years old.
I bought the story and was curious about how I used to drink and eat when I was that small.
He told me that they used to pick me up with fingers and make me sit on the edge of a cup and I would sip some tea from the cup, while they watched over for my safety. And then they were feeding me little crumbs of bread.
he told me stories of how he carried me around, in his pocket, saving me from birds and assorted animals who wanted to pick me up.
When he told me that I was only as tall as my finger, I would get annoyed and run to my mother to verify his story. And my mother played along her part well.
At the end of all that, maybe several months later, I figured it out. I remember I coming to him to tell him something like this, " If i were that small when i was born, even you must have been that small too, when you were born. And somebody must have took you around in their pockets and picked you up with their fingers. But you are so big now, that i don't think you were ever that small. And so, even i were never that small". Haha, uncle had no answer for that.
Funeral of the story.
4. 見死不救的熊弟弟
I was 8-9 years old and my brother was around 4...my dad had just bought me a new pretty bicycle and after I learnt how to ride it my brother asked me to take him for a ride...I asked him to open the gate and wait outside and I will get on the bike and come outside and then he can sit behind...I hopped on andn started riding it...somehow lost balance...went outside fast and fell into the sewage gutter in front of the house which was left open for cleaning...I was covered from top to bottom in dirty water and stuff and my bicycle fell on me...my brother, instead of calling my parents for help...was jumping, clapping and shouting..."yay, u fell down!!"...meanwhile people in the street gathered around and pulled me out!
It took 3 showers to free myself off that stench
5. 字寫得差的煩惱
As a child I used to fear Chinese the most , because of so many strokes for each character ).
So my elder cousin was teaching me Chinese one night, scolding me for not getting the handwriting right. Someone knocked the door and he went to entertain who-so-ever was outside.
In the mean time I tore a page from the notebook and wrote a note to him, stating that "I am leaving the house because of your scoldings; don't search for me." And I hid underneath the bed, hoping he'd get all tensed up and start searching for me and that he'd not teach me after this.
After he returned I couldn't see his reaction. After sometime he went out of the room. I sneaked my head out to see where he went. And he returned back the same instant.
I got another bashing for tearing pages from my school notebook and for not writing characters which he had asked me before leaving for the door.
Apparently I had written my note in Chinese in very bad handwriting and he couldn't even read it.
6. the meanest dad
壞到骨子里的老爸
My father told me that the school had put mini CCTV cameras in classrooms, and the live stream was provided to all parents so that they could keep an eye on their children.
He basically convinced me that he was monitoring every move of mine in school.
What's worse is, my dad was a master of reverse psychology. Every time he saw me look even remotely guilty, he'd ask, "Well, why did you do that at school today?" Cleverly, he never specified what 'that' was. I would think, "oh God! He knows!" and would be left with no option but to confess and apologize.
The consequence: Me were scared to spend more than 30 seconds in any one place (even for sharpening pencils!). If it was extremely necessary, I would talk to my classmates in as discreet a manner as possible. I used to be at my best behaviour even during recesses. And when I made slightest mistakes (for example: losing my eraser), I'd feel so guilty, I'd confess to him with tears in my eyes.
Fathers can be mean.
7.童年最經(jīng)典的騙局
As young kids, my sister and I would love to sleep in on weekends if we could. So even if we actually woke up a bit earlier than usual, we'd lay in bed and pretend to be asleep when our dad came in to wake us up.
Dad would always catch our bluff, though, and tricked us into proving we were in fact awake by saying "Are these kids still really asleep? I would believe it if they shook their legs a little bit." Indeed, being the little suckers we were, we'd fall for it and shake our legs ever so slightly. Each and every time.
How fun for my dad. I never figured out how he knew we were really awake until much later. Such a eureka moment. :D
8. 人小孩與貓媽媽之爭
My grandmother had a ton of feral cats that hung out under her house (the house was on blocks or something so there was an under the house). When I was small, probably around 5 or so, we went to visit and one of the cats had just had kittens so my grandmother had brought her into the house. I was told not to bother her, but it was kittens so I had to go look. As I approached her in her 'bed' with all the itty bitty kittens around her feeding, she hissed at me. Well I wasn't about to take an insult from a cat so I got closer, leaned over, and hissed back. I got a wonderfully deep and long scratch in the middle of my forehead for that.
9.You are an pure evil
I was in grade 4 and we were sitting in the gym for our monthly school assembly. I had to fart really bad. Normally my farts are silent so I didn't think too much about it but this time it was different. I think it might have been due to the way I was sitting with my legs up and crossed together or something but when I let it out it sounded like some little girl was screeching. It lasted forever too.
The gym was dead silent at that time so the whole school could hear it. Everyone turned to me and I was mortified. But thanks to my quick thinking I blamed it on the girl in front of me. The poor girl...
I guess this is more of an embarrassing or evil childhood story
雅思口語P2：有趣的事情
題目：
Describe a funny situation that made you laugh. You should say
- when this situation took place
- what happened
- how you reacted and why you found the situation funny.
答案：
1.I'm going to talk about a funny thing that happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I think it was a Saturday morning, and I was sitting having a coffee in a café near where I live.
2.I was on my own so I decided to read the newspaper while drinking my coffee. I must have been quite engrossed in what I was reading because the time passed quickly, and I suddenly realised that I needed to get going. What I didn't realise was that I had been sitting with my legs crossed, and one of my legs had completely gone to sleep. As I stood up to leave the café, I quickly became aware that my left leg was 'dead', but it was too late; I started to fall. I thought I could catch myself on the table, but the table tipped over and I fell to the floor in front of everyone in the café!
3.I can remember being on my knees in the middle of the café, looking up at the staff and customers around me. I felt really embarrassed and I expected the other people to find it funny, but to my surprise nobody was laughing. They were all worried that something really bad had happened to me! As I got up from the floor, I had to explain to the whole café that I was fine. I was embarrassed at the time, but I laughed about it later!
雅思口語P3新題范文：可笑的人或事
1. Is laughing the same as feeling happy?
版本1:It's not exactly the same because you can be happy without laughing, and sometimes we laugh when something bad has happened; a sense of humour can help us to cope with difficult situations.
版本2:No, I don't think it is the same. I'm happy most days, but I don't go around laughing all the time. Maybe you show that you're happy when you are laughing, but I think you can feel perfectly happy without laughing. It's like if you have a good your job and things are going well in your life, then you're naturally going to feel happy, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to go around laughing in front of everyone. Happiness and laughter are quite different, although the two are often combined.
2.What kinds of things make you laugh?
Funny things! I suppose there are many different kinds of things that make me laugh: something silly, something stupid, or jokes if they're good, and sometimes just ridiculous things that you see happen in everyday life. The last time I had a good laugh was just yesterday when I watched a video of George Carlin, an American comedian, who was talking about saving the planet. He's a really funny guy, but you never know when something funny will happen – sometimes when you least expect it.
3.Do you like making other people laugh? [Why?/Why not?]
I've never really thought about it. I used to make people laugh a lot with some of my comments, but I'm not sure if making people laugh is something really important to me, so I don't think I would say that I like to or don't like to make people laugh – it's not that important to me. I guess it's more a case of, if I say something and someone laughs because they think it's funny, then fine, that's great and I'm happy that they thought it was funny and they're laughing about it, but I don't go around trying to make people laugh on purpose or trying to be funny all the time.
4.Do you think it's important for people to laugh? [Why?/Why not?]
Personally I think it's quite a good thing to laugh, it relaxes you. Someone once said that laughing is like 'internal jogging' – it's good for you. But you can only laugh if you find something funny, right, and there are some people who just don't laugh much naturally, but I don't think that's a problem because everybody's different. Some people seem to laugh at almost anything and others are generally more serious and rarely laugh.
5.Why do children tend to be happier than adults?
版本1:Teen ages are the ages of dream, freedom and recklessness. This is the period when most of the teenager do not have greater responsibilities like adult people and they enjoys lives full of joys, dream, vision. Less complexity of life touches the teenagers and the struggles they face often get redeemed with time. The harsh cruelty and complexity of life rarely touch the teenagers and they live a life which is often better than the adult people around them.
版本2:Happiness depends on you and what do to achieve it. A child's idea of being happy is playing in the mud, drawing, and splashing in rain puddles. They don't know anything else and usually only know the world through school and their yard. Adults, through experience and cynicalism , have a more specific and often harder to reach path to happiness. Adults get their happiness through money and superficial stuff, not least because adults actually need money for their personal needs whereas children live simply through the best of what they have.
6. What do you do when you feel unhappy?
If I feel unhappy,I sing a little bit, I go for a walk, I go out to get some groceries. I smile at people and wish them a good day. I entertain myself. It's especially nice if I can help someone or be kind.
If nothing helps, not even talking to friends, then I wait. If nothing is "really" wrong I accept that I have a bad moment/hour/day. That happens. It will pass. And in the evening I write down 5 things I liked about the day. Not more and not less. It is incredible, but I've had bad days where I had to leave things out because, you know, only five.
7. How would you definite happiness?
There are moments of joy and happiness for getting any materialistic possession or emotional one, birth of a child, a new job, getting married, finding love, helping a person in need... the list goes on..
But I feel for me the happiness would be :
The moment when I don`t have a single thought plaguing my mind, but just a sense of calmness and peace within me and I could feel it inside my soul
that "Life is beautiful and worth living for"
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