《老友記》第一季經(jīng)典臺詞(5)
《老友記》第一季經(jīng)典臺詞
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
服務員:想來杯咖啡嗎?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor(生還者) . (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Monica:(指著Rachel),不要咖啡因的。(對著大家)嗨,各位,這是Rachel,另一個Lincoln高中的生還者。(對著Rachel)這是大家,這是Chandler,Phonebe,Joey,還有,你還認識我哥哥Ross嗎?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Rachel:嗨,當然!
Ross: Hi.
Ross:嗨。
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated(擊敗;挫折) again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect (期待)her to explain(解釋) .)
(他們都去和Rachel擁抱,不過當Ross走過去的時候,他的傘正好打開了,他坐了回去,倍感挫折)。一小段寂靜過后,Rachel坐了下來,其他人都在期待她的解釋。
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Monica:你是想現(xiàn)在就告訴我們呢,還是等伴娘來了以后才說?
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat (醬油壺,調味瓶). This really gorgeous (華麗的) Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on(變得興奮) by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out()怪誕想法 , and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar(親切) , but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Rachel:哦,上帝,這開始于婚禮進行前半個小時,我在放滿了禮物的房間里,然后我看著醬油壺,非常漂亮的醬油壺。突然,-(這時候服務員端來了她的咖啡)有沒有代糖?-我發(fā)現(xiàn)這個醬油壺比Barry更讓我興奮!然后,我產生一種怪誕的想法,而且這種想法讓我嚇了一跳:Barry看起來多么想Potato Head先生,你知道,我的意思是,我一直覺得他看起來很親切,但是……不管怎么說,我只是必須離開那里,然后我開始擔心“我為什么要這樣做,誰使得我這樣做?”(向Monica),所以,不管怎么說,我只是不知道我該去哪里,我知道你和我日漸疏遠,但是你是我在這個城市認識的唯一一個人。
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Monica:(我是那個惟一一個)沒有被邀請去參加婚禮的人。
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda(=kind of 有一點) hoping that wouldn't be an issue(出版、發(fā)行)...
Rachel:喔,我有些希望這件事從來沒有發(fā)生過。
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
【場景:Monica的公寓住宅內,所有人都在看電視,正在播放西班牙肥皂劇,而且在猜劇情的發(fā)展】
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Monica:我猜他送她一臺管風琴,但是她肯定不喜歡。
Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!
Chandler:(模仿演員),吞拿魚或者雞蛋沙拉?決定吧!
Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Ross:(用一種低沉的聲音)我將擁有Christine正擁有的一切。
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Rachel:(用電話)爸爸,我只是……我不能嫁給他!對不起。我只是不愛他。好吧,這和我有關。
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
(電視上的場景變換,有兩個女人,其中一個正抓著她的頭發(fā))
Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants(wear the pants(婦女)掌權當家) . Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
Phonebe:如果我沒有頭發(fā),我還不如去死。Chandler:(回到電視)喔,她不應該掌權當家。Joey:我說推她下樓。Phoebe,Ross,Chandler和Joey一起:推她下樓,推她下樓,推他下樓!