初中英語(yǔ)小笑話三分鐘
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話三分鐘
自古以來(lái),我們中國(guó)人就有幽默的傳統(tǒng),而笑話作為一種流傳最廣的幽默形式,一直為人們喜愛(ài)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的初中英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
Make a Wish
許個(gè)愿吧!
Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會(huì)經(jīng)過(guò)一戶人家，他總是看見(jiàn)一個(gè)女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。
But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answere .
他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的門(mén)鈴。女人聽(tīng)了鈴聲，出來(lái)開(kāi)門(mén)。
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "
“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過(guò)這里我都忍不住會(huì)注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”
"That's true ."
"那倒是不假……"
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. ',
"可是今天我卻看見(jiàn)你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。"
“Well, today's his birthday. ”
“今天是他生日嘛。”
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
A Remarkable Talent
一位了不起的天才
"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.
“你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)鐘嗎?’一位老兄向他的朋友問(wèn)道。
"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.
“別開(kāi)玩笑了!”他的朋友懷疑地回答。
"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.
“那我試給你看，”說(shuō)著那位老兄就坐在鋼琴前開(kāi)始彈起一首進(jìn)行曲。
Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,
幾秒鐘后墻壁傳來(lái)捶打聲，一個(gè)憤怒的聲音叫道：
"Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it,s three o’clock in the morning?"
“嘿!你他媽的，你知不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)鐘?”
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
A Precocious Child
一個(gè)早熟的小孩
When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,
當(dāng)挨家挨戶兜售東西的推銷(xiāo)員按了一幢郊區(qū)房子的門(mén)鈴后，
he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.
他嚇了一跳，開(kāi)門(mén)的竟是一位嘴里叼著一根大雪茄的十歲男孩。
The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"
推銷(xiāo)員結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地問(wèn)道，“哦，你媽媽在家嗎?”
Answered the boy, "What do you think?"
小男孩回答說(shuō)，"你認(rèn)為呢?"
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
City Suckers
城里來(lái)的傻瓜
Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.
兩個(gè)城市里的老兄在一條鄉(xiāng)間小道上開(kāi)車(chē)迷了路，
Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
他們把車(chē)?？恳晃焕限r(nóng)夫旁邊，問(wèn)他知不知道回城里的路。
"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.
“不，我不知道，”老農(nóng)夫答道。
"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"
“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走嗎?’
"Nope. Don't know that, either. "
“不，我也不知道。”
"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"
"喔，你好像不太熟悉這里的路況，是嗎?"
" Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."
“可以這么說(shuō)，……可是我也不會(huì)迷路。”
初中英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
True Dedication
好投入啊!
Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.
福特斯克太太越來(lái)越擔(dān)心，
Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home.
因?yàn)樗壬辉绯鋈ゴ蚋郀柗蚯颍较挛缛狞c(diǎn)都還沒(méi)回家，
Evening came and Mr.Fortesque still hadn't returned.
甚至到傍晚也還不見(jiàn)人影。
The lady was just about to call the police when she heard her husband's car pulling into the drive way,
福特斯克太太正要打電話報(bào)警就聽(tīng)到她先生開(kāi)車(chē)回來(lái)了。
Rushing outside, she told her husband, "Darling, I was so worried about you. What kept you?"
她沖出門(mén)外，向她先生說(shuō)道："親愛(ài)的，我一整天都在擔(dān)心你，是什么事把你耽擱了?"
"Charlie had a heart attack on the fourth hole."
“查理在第四洞時(shí)心臟病發(fā)作。”
"Oh, my goodness, that's terrible!"
“喔，天哪，真可怕!”
"You're telling me! All day long it was shoot the ball, drag Charlie, shoot the ball, drag Charlie . . . . "
“那還用你說(shuō)嗎!-整天我都一邊打球，一邊拉查理，一會(huì)兒打球，一會(huì)兒拖查理，……
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