有關簡單的英語笑話大全
有關簡單的英語笑話大全
近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視節(jié)目、書籍雜志上廣泛流傳。根據(jù)百度百科介紹,冷笑話一般指笑話本身因為無聊、諧音字、翻譯、或省去主語、不同邏輯、斷語或特殊內容等問題,或由于表演者語氣或表情等原因,導致一個笑話不能達到好笑的目的,較難引人發(fā)笑而成冷場。本文是有關簡單的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
有關簡單的英語笑話篇一
An Absolute Zero 零分
Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
學生：我認為我不應該得零分。
教授：我也這么認為，但這是允許我打的最低分數(shù)。
有關簡單的英語笑話篇二
Typing 打字
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.
Mary: That's great!
Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence.
老師：瑪麗，你的打字有進步。這兒只有十七個錯。
瑪麗：那太棒了!
老師：現(xiàn)在我再來看看第二句……
有關簡單的英語笑話篇三
An Essential Correction 實質性的糾正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
教師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
沃爾特：我吃了什么?
教師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
有關簡單的英語笑話篇四
The Dean's Words 院長的話
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.
Student B: What did he say?
Student A: He told me to leave college.
學生甲：如果院長不收回他今天早上對我說的話，我就要離開學院。
學生乙：他說了什么?
學生甲：他要我退學。
有關簡單的英語笑話篇五
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument 我不想爭
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. "All right, it's square then," he replied, " I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“杰拉爾德，”老師說，“地球是什么形狀的?”
“是圓形的，”杰拉爾德回答。
“你怎么知道是圓的?”老師繼續(xù)問。
“好，那就是方的吧，”他回答說。“我真的不想和您爭論這件事!”
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