簡(jiǎn)短的英文笑話(huà)大全
簡(jiǎn)短的英文笑話(huà)大全
笑話(huà)(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話(huà)我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡(jiǎn)短的爆笑英文笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短的爆笑英文笑話(huà)：笨小孩
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is thedumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
一個(gè)小男孩走進(jìn)一家理發(fā)店， 理發(fā)師低聲對(duì)他的顧客說(shuō)，“我再也沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)比這個(gè)小子更笨的小孩了， 你看著，我證明給你看。”
" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy overand asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理發(fā)師拿出一張1美元的鈔票放在一只手上，另一只手上則拿著兩個(gè)25美分的硬幣，把小孩叫跟前問(wèn)，“你想要哪只手上的?” 男孩拿走了那兩個(gè)25美分然后走了。
"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,
“瞧我剛才怎么跟你說(shuō)的?”
when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
理發(fā)師說(shuō)，“那小子就不會(huì)學(xué)精點(diǎn)!” 過(guò)了一會(huì)，顧客離開(kāi)了理發(fā)店，他發(fā)現(xiàn)剛才那個(gè)小男孩從一間雪糕店走出來(lái)。
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
“嘿，小家伙! 我可以問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
你為什么不拿那一美元，而拿那兩個(gè)25 美分呢?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!
小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答說(shuō)，“我要是拿了那一美元的鈔票，以后那剪頭的再也不會(huì)給我錢(qián)了!”
簡(jiǎn)短的爆笑英文笑話(huà)： Dumbledore
I was so drunk last night that I totally passed out.
昨晚我喝得太多幾乎徹底暈過(guò)去了。
This morning, my friend show a video of myself hugging an old man with beard and screaming, "Dumbledore, you're ALIVE!"
今天早上，我的朋友給我看了一段關(guān)于我的視頻，視頻里我抱著一個(gè)有胡子的老頭大喊：“鄧布利多，你還活著啊!”
簡(jiǎn)短的爆笑英文笑話(huà)：the skeleton 骨架
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
為什么骨架自己一個(gè)人去派對(duì)了?
Well, he had no body to go with him.
好吧，他沒(méi)有身軀陪著他一起去。
簡(jiǎn)短的爆笑英文笑話(huà)：the rubber band
What the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
皮筋工廠(chǎng)的工人被炒魷魚(yú)的時(shí)候會(huì)說(shuō)什么?
He said, "Oh,snap!"
他會(huì)說(shuō)，“哦，斷了!”
簡(jiǎn)短的爆笑英文笑話(huà)：a book on suicide
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "you know what, go away, you won't return it."
一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)圖書(shū)館借一本關(guān)于自殺的書(shū)。圖書(shū)管理員說(shuō)：：“趕緊走吧，因?yàn)槟悴粫?huì)把這本書(shū)還回來(lái)。”
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