英語(yǔ)小笑話故事
近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視節(jié)目、書籍雜志上廣泛流傳。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As Ineared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on thesmooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes.Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winkedat me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來(lái)，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準(zhǔn)備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來(lái)。她鎮(zhèn)定了一下，對(duì)我擠了一下眉，說道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?”
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to showup. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. Howwould our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the doorand asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"
"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.
"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.
在瓦湖島上度假時(shí)，我們坐在旅游車?yán)锏群虻絷?duì)的人。一位男子，明顯不是和我們一起的，朝旅游車走來(lái)并要上車。司機(jī)會(huì)怎么處理這種情況呢?我們都拭目以待。司機(jī)拉長(zhǎng)了臉，向車門靠過去，問道：“先生，是去裸體營(yíng)地嗎?”
“哦，不，”剛想乘車的男子回答說，迅速轉(zhuǎn)身而逃。
“每次都管用，”司機(jī)眨巴了一下眼睛說。
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Because I've just bitten my tongue! "
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的，寶貝”，她回答說，“你問這個(gè)干什么?”
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
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