100字的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
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100字的英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Soph.(meekly)：“The right leg，sir.”
學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣)：“現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”二年級(jí)學(xué)生(恭順地)：“右腿，先生?！?/p>
100字的英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
一個(gè)年輕人昏死了過(guò)去，但是當(dāng)他的朋友們要掩埋他的時(shí)候卻又蘇醒過(guò)來(lái)。他的一個(gè)朋友問(wèn)他死的感覺(jué)是怎樣的。
“死!”他喊道“我并沒(méi)有死，我知道我沒(méi)死，因?yàn)槲业哪_是涼的，而我又很餓?！?/p>
“你怎么能肯定你沒(méi)死?”
“當(dāng)然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會(huì)覺(jué)得餓;如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會(huì)是涼的了?！?/p>
100字的英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
一個(gè)孩子求他爸爸，說(shuō)能不能今年為家里準(zhǔn)備一棵圣誕樹
小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回答“我可不想為一棵樹付錢。”(這個(gè)爸爸肯定不是__徒，而且還非常摳門)
但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求，終于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接沖出了門。
30分鐘后，他爸爸帶著一棵超大的圣誕樹回到了加。他兒子問(wèn)：“你怎么會(huì)砍得那么快?”
他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”
“我是從一個(gè)圣誕樹銷售中心拿的”
“那你為什么還要帶把斧子去呢?”
“因?yàn)槲也幌敫跺X”(敢情這爸爸勒索啊)
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